As always, FML!

I have two things I would like to discuss with my devoted readers today.

First, allow me to report on how I interacted with a female (!!!) today.

I was walking down the street, and she passed closed to me. As she walked by, her hand accidentally touched mine. Honestly, my initial reaction was to feel pretty guilty, because she and I are not married. But I can finally check that off my bucket list. (check!!!)

Another incident... I finally worked up the courage to talk to my one true friend the other night. The response was horrifying. I posted about it on the Sporting Events TwoPlusTwo Internet Forums "SE airing of grievances IN JULY thread" Discussion Post, but no one cared. I was further mocked.

I hope you, my devoted readers, will care. Please share your thoughts.

Karak (11:05:23 PM): could u talk to me
Karak (11:05:28 PM): im ronery
nutshot2 (11:27:36 PM): no

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How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

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